Mutual masturbation is good, but if he gives me a fuck, that would be fucking awesome

Hey, I agreed to get laid in the car, but where are you going without a condom?

I'd rather stick my dick in my pussy, because it's always begging to go in the anus

I'm fucking her and she's not even looking at me — she's thinking about her men

The neighbor drills the walls, and I'm his girlfriend — it's more pleasant, I answer!

Honey, I can suck you off in any position — even upside down